There is one cheat you; but sometimes give a great lessons for you without your permission

Husband: Oh, come on, darling...
Wife: Leave me alone!
Husband: It won’t take long.
Wife: I won’t be able to sleep afterwards....
Husband: I can’t sleep without it.
Wife: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Husband: Because I’m Hot.
Wife: You get hot at the darnedest times.
Husband: If you love me I wouldn’t have to beg you.
Wife: If you love me you’d be more considerate.
Husband: You don’t love me anymore.
Wife: Yes I do, but let’s forget it for now.
Husband: Please…come on.
Wife: All right, I’ll do it.
Husband: What’s the matter? Need a flashlight?
Wife: I can’t find it.
Husband: Oh, for heaven’s sake, feel for it!
Wife: There! Are you satisfied?
Husband: Oh, yes.
Wife: Is it up far enough?
Husband: Oh yes, that’s good.
Wife: Now go to sleep and from now on when you want the window open, get up and do it yourself!!!!. This is for the last time I did the same for you.

Husband: why did you marry me?
Wife: because I love you. Why did you marry me??
Husband: as you love me.

It was her birthday in 3mins, and the husband opens the cake box. With all the excitement he kept it in the centre of the table. Then when it was 1min to midnight he walk her towards the cake. The smile on her face disappeared at midnight when she read “Happy birthday Radha.” Why?? Her name was Reka.

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, Wife: "You know, I was a fool when I married you...."
Husband: "Yes, dear,......you are right..but I was in love and didn't notice it!..."

The little girl fearfully informed her parents that she lost the new golden earring while playing in the park.
Enraged that their hard-earned money being lost because of her carelessness, her parents chided and lashed her.
Later, on searching, the lost earring was found.
But the little girl’s love was lost forever!

After 25 years, she regretted the words spoken. Her eyes welled up when she thought her mother would have felt the same pain. When her mother requested to teach her to read and write, being the first graduate of the family, she mocked “What are you going to do learning that at this age?”.
Today she heard the same words again from her daughter when she asked her to teach how to use smartphone!

His classmates mocked at the clumsily stuck thermacoal building with hand drawn windows and surroundings which he brought for school project day as skyscraper. Even the visitors hardly stopped by his desk but thronged around those projects completed by respective child’s parents or bought readymade from shops.
Discouraged, the child’s creativity committed suicide!

He was not his usual self since the first sight. Very thought of it thrilled him, his pupils dilating and heart pounding. Whatever he did, his mind raced back to it; his wild imagination got wilder; he wondered where this gonna end.
He longed for the moment for them to be together, As soon as his work finished, he rushed and started reading it, the thriller novel!

After heated argument with her husband she continued the novel to ease her mood. After sometime he came and hugged her from behind. She felt his warm breath on her ears and he slowly kissed the back of her neck.
Wanting the same, she looked at her husband who was still angry, she tossed the book away!

She was freshening up in bathroom; he was eagerly waiting outside. The shower stopped followed by the rhythmic trickle of water; he was thrilled at the thought of what’s going to happen. When she came out, he pushed her on bed, pounced on her and slit her throat, the psycho..!

The bike racer rode his bike slowly with his love interest as pillion. The cool breeze ruffled his hair and fluttered her shawl. She poked his shoulders and asked chuckling “Hey racer, drive fast and race up the time!“. He slightly turned his head towards her and replied earnestly ‘I wish the universe to slow down when you’re with me!‘

She wished to hear from them; the phone never rang. She longed for their visit; they never turned up. She yearned for their time; they were busy. She craved for their care; they didn’t mind. Her body was about to be lifted to graveyard, her children cried aloud “One last time..!”.

The Angel of death appeared before the elderly couple to take away the husband. He vehemently rebuked and asked to take his wife instead. Baffled yet loving wife pleaded and persuaded Angel and he reluctantly took her. The Oldman then burst into tears and cried inconsolably remembering his promise when they fell in love “I’ll never leave you alone…!”

She missed his loving looks, drooling cooks; she wished for his warm smiles, their walk together for miles; she longed for his care and caress, those passionate nights and silly fights. She wept inconsolably who is neither widow nor divorcee, but a poor wife who just lost her husband’s interest over another woman!

Husband and Wife are the two sides of a coin. Even though they are opposite to each other in their nature, they stay together watching each other's back and supporting out of the blues. They are in a sweet and salt relation called Marriage which binds them magically.

Wife and Husband are co-passengers travelling to the destination together in a journey of ups and downs. They meet other passengers who change their life either for good or bad in the memorable ways. Situations are like intermediate stops that test their patience and togetherness. Hold on if you find it is worth travelling with your partner!

Wife: Darling, which is better? Love or arranged marriage.
Husband: Why this question after long years?
Wife: Our son loves a girl. If love marriage is better, we let him do it by himself, or else we will arrange it.
Husband: How caring mother you are. Let me tell your idea to him. Then he will decide whether to marry or not....

Wife: Darling, which is better? Love or arranged marriage.
Husband: Why this question after long years?
Wife: Our son loves a girl. If love marriage is better, we let him do it by himself, or else we will arrange it.
Husband: How caring mother you are. Let me tell your idea to him. Then he will decide whether to marry or not....

होली आई होली आई रंग रंगीली होली आई
पति-पत्नी के जीवन में ये कितनी सारी खुशियां लाई
रंग लगाओ मुझे तुम प्रियवर थाली भरकर रंग मैं लाई।
छुड़ाए छूटे ना ऐसा रंग हो तुझ संग मैंने प्रीत लगाई।

[Night camp]
Husband says ,"look at the sky, darling.those that cloud look like black fishes"
"the sky look like ocean of pearls we saw in goa", Wife say, " Same sky and lucky day. I concived our only child".
Husband says ,"a pearl from Ocean of sky entered our life then ".
Husband kissed wife and both gaze the star.

A bride's hand ,
Adored with bangles altha grand,
The hand waved when the train moved,
Hand with colourful bangles bright,
Dangling rythematic shining in lights,
The bangles hand waved,
The tears fell on the colourful bangles,
The dangling bangles answered the tears,
I am with you my dears.

After girl seeing ceremony Rahul and Ramya liked each other.
They went ro hotel. Rahul fondly carressed her hand. Ramya saw his hand and shocked to see six fingers in his hands .she was not interested in marriage. She married another man and delivered a baby.she was shocked to see six fingers in child's hand.and feet.

SMILE

Laughing is the Best Medicine 😀😀

If someone sticks by your side ,through your worst times,they are the one who deserve to be with you through your best times.

Never forget who helped you out while everyone making excuses.
Always remember who was there with you when you were at your lowest

ना संघर्ष ना तकलीफ तो क्या मजा है जीने में
बड़े-बड़े तूफान थम जाते हैं जब आग लगी हो सीने में

दुनिया की सबसे महंगी चीज ईमानदारी होती है
जो हर किसी के पास नहीं होती
क्योंकि इसे खरीदने की हर किसी की औकात नहीं होती हैं
संगीत सुनकर ज्ञान नहीं मिलता
मंदिर जाकर भगवान नहीं मिलता
पत्थर तो इसलिए पूजते हैं लोग
क्योंकि विश्वास के लायक इंसान नहीं मिलता

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My grandfather calls my grandmother by different sweet names ever since i couldn't remember so i asked him why he does that and his reply was," i have long forgotten her name and knowing how she would act i started calling her sweet words. She is happy and I'm out of trouble"
And this is what i call a smart move!

My dad came to take care of my kid leaving my mother all alone with my sister. After a week i accompanied him to my sister's house ; my mom was outside for receiving him. They went inside holding hands. This is what i want ,Thats how much they raised the bar.

Note :- The conversation is in Malayalam Husband: molu... Wife: venda po... Husband: enthu patty enta swarna katte?Wife: neggalku ipo enne oru vilayum illa Husband: aaye angana parayalea.. swarnathinnoke ipo enna vilaya enn nenk ariyo!?

The unflinching love between two people heavily depends upon the individual space they have. Curtailing one’s space always means curtailing one’s own existence. In actual ,co-existence of these individual spaces leads to a harmonious life.

Husband: I’m hungry, let’s have dinner
Husband:Don't you hear me?
Wife: I'm watching GoT, wait for 1hour
Husband:8th season?
Hus:You know, Daenerys is Jon Snow's aunt and he will murder her in the last
Wife:You are a sadist, now I have no interest in watching
Husband:That is what I want, come let's have dinner

Husband: Happy Valentine’s day, darling!
Wife: Where is my gift?
Hus: Actually I forgot
Wife: Don’t worry, there is a common gift for both of us
Hus: May I see that gift?
Wife: Nicely wrapped, due for delivery in 7 months
Husband smiles and hugs her

तेरी याद जब जब आई आंख में आ गए आंसू।
पल जो तेरे साथ बीते थे किसे तुझे वो मांगू।।

"lets meet in heaven"a wife said before dying to his husband
from the next day " he started committing all the sins that he can, from theft to murder" he committed every sin he can
you got the point or not :P

Friends’ conversation about birthday gift.

Mrs: Baby..Do I look ugly and not attractive now?😓
Mr: what made you think so dear?🤔
Mrs: These dots and stretch marks on my skin.😒
Mr: Do you know? I don't prefer a plain and pale things. I like these

Mrs.Rajesh: Good Morning Honey. Wake up.
Mr.Rajesh: Good Morning. Love you vidhya Balan.
Mrs.Rajesh: kyah? What did you say?
Mr:Rajesh: Hey Deepa...April Fool! Lol!
Mrs.Rajesh: Bang!!!

Mrs: Baby..Do I look ugly and not attractive now?
Mr: what made you think so dear?
Mrs: These dots and stretch marks on my skin.
Mr: Do you know? I don't prefer a plain and pale things. I like these designs and it looks beautiful on you.
Mrs: oh my man!
Mr: Listen baby. See the truth in your beauty and embrace it.

His beard grew.Grew again.then he smiled as before. but now there was monster inside. When he opened mouth, fire dragons flew out. everything burned in to ashes

Do I need a abusive father to fall in love with her? Is there a necessity to visit a psychiatrist?

who made the concept of love ends in procreation always? is it wrong to follow my heart? why should my good looks are supposed to please men only?

I love to celebrate woman being a woman.
                       -Jasmine weds Sushi

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Ek bacche ka jivan bahut achcha hota hai yah logon ka manana hai log kahate Hain ki agar ham pakshi ban jaaye to hamen aane mein bahut maja aata Magar usko yah nahin pata hai ki kacchi bhi hona bahut mushkil hai ochte Hain ki pakki kitne acchi life Magar usko nahin ma

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With chaos around, he was searching for his beloved's body among the piled up ones. The searches were in vain. The bodies were unidentifiable due to the burns. Yet he had a last ray of hope.. Yes! In a corner he saw a hand in which it was tatooed R loves S.....

A little girl is a little bit crazy. With whom she got married, he was none other than her classmate, both of whom had a love marriage. How many pus had to be made.After 12 years, they met on social media, where they get to know how much they love each other.

Your fate lies in your mind not in your hands ! Sharp it up ! Not everyone who has the potential to deliver the content has the right kind of environment to enhance the skill. Atleast our job is to find out who we are and what we can be able to dole out the best to the world instead of living so that we could fetch the least possible memories from our birth.
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Yours Mounika!❣