Husband: Happy Valentine’s day, darling!
Wife: Where is my gift?
Hus: Actually I forgot
Wife: Don’t worry, there is a common gift for both of us
Hus: May I see that gift?
Wife: Nicely wrapped, due for delivery in 7 months
Husband smiles and hugs her

Husband: I’m hungry, let’s have dinner
Husband:Don't you hear me?
Wife: I'm watching GoT, wait for 1hour
Husband:8th season?
Hus:You know, Daenerys is Jon Snow's aunt and he will murder her in the last
Wife:You are a sadist, now I have no interest in watching
Husband:That is what I want, come let's have dinner